Trying To Make A Sexy Valentine Candy Bar Card
by David Straus
My fiance is coming back from a long business trip and I want to make her an erotic candy bar card for Valentine's day. Any suggestions?
Thank you in advance.
That's a nice idea. I'm sure your fiance will love it. :)
What I would do is go to your local Walmart or grocery store and browse through the candy section. Looking at the actual names of the candy can give you plenty of inspiration.
To give you an idea of what I mean, pop over to Candy Crate
and Candy Warehouse
and browse through their selection of candy bars.
Make little notes of sayings you could come up with using HOT TAMALES, BIT-A-HONEY, HOT LIX (TOOTHPICKS), SUGAR DADDY, KISSES, SPECIAL (Dark Hershey's), etc.
Hopefully you'll get some input from other visitors, too.
(Let's not get carried away everybody - I don't want to have to delete anything that's x-rated - but this is
a kid friendly site.) :)
By the way, Candy Warehouse only sells in bulk, but if you want to buy the bars online, you can look at the "by the piece" selection at Candy Crate.
If it's not too racy when all is said and done, why not enter your finished Sexy Valentine Candy Bar Card in our Valentine Contest
? You may win her an extra surprise, too.