Over the Hill Candy Bar Card

by Karen
(South Dakota)

I made this Over the Hill Candy Bar Card for my cousin's 40th birthday.

For a RUNT who's 40, you sure are a HOT TAMALE! Tonight all the NERDS and the AIRHEADS will be gathering to tell WHOPPERS about you. They still remember when you were surrounded by MIKE & IKE and the other young stud SUGAR BABIES who just couldn't keep their eyes off your MOUNDS and their WHATCHMACALIT in their pants. Even though you're over the hill now, we think you're still young enough to SKOR like the 3MUSKATEERS. So, grab your BITOHONEY by the BUTTERFINGER, make those old joints KRACKEL and have yourself a great birthday!

I love it, Karen!

You really came up with some creative turn of phrases I hadn't seen before. Thanks so much for sharing your clever ideas with the rest of us.

I'm sure your cousin will get a big kick out of it!


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