Christmas Candy Bar Card

by Audrey Watkins
(Josephine Texas)

HAPPY HOLIDAY (Christmas Candy)– to one HOT TAMALES

Here’s hoping that BIG HUNK, SANTA CLAUS brings GOOD & PLENTY of presents and not COAL (Christmas candy) this year because I know that you have been EXTRA good this year.

I went to the bank and asked for a 100 GRANDloan so I could send you on a shopping SPREE. MR. GOODBAR said I was an AIRHEAD for even asking. He was full of SNICKERS when he said it would be easier to get to the MILKY WAY.

I asked my friends MIKE & IKE; they may be NERDS but they gave me a LIFESAVER of an idea. They sent me to 5TH AVENUE. I got you a WHOPPER of a gift, but BABY RUTH got a hold of it and it slipped through her BUTTERFINGERS and the WHATCHAMACALLIT broke.

Since it isn’t PAYDAY, and my checking account is ZERO all I can give you is this EXTREME and NUTRAGEOUS card. I hope it brings you MOUNDS of fun NOW & LATER

Merry Christmas

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